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hiphopfightsback:

I get more pussy on accident than most niggas get on purpose.

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Superior Ironman 

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Superior Ironman 

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hysteriffic:

What a dick move.

I hate Cartoon Network.

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Azealia Banks - Chasing Time

Listen the Official Audio here.

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THIS A PRO-BLACK BLOG

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called and had to leave a message, but i figured out the company and the job title. playing phone tag is annoying but yay setting up interviews? i hope it works out. a lot of places don’t wanna hire me even for part time jobs because they know i’ll be gone next august, but trying won’t hurt. 

nurphy replied to your post “i hear the word “clinical” and “data” but i can’t quite hear anything…”

can you at least make out the number? you can call back and say the reception must have been bad? instead of just calling them mumbles… like i would…

hysteriffic replied to your post “hysteriffic replied to your post “i went to the bathroom and i came…”

I hate when people say all the words EXCEPT their name and phone number clearly. drives me insane.

the number in the voicemail SOUNDS like the number they called from, so i think i’m gonna give it a shot. 

i hear the word “clinical” and “data” but i can’t quite hear anything else??

hysteriffic replied to your post “i went to the bathroom and i came back to a voicemail that i can’t…”

ARGH.

right??? DON’T PUT YOUR LIPS ON THE PHONE WHEN YOU’RE TALKING

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i went to the bathroom and i came back to a voicemail that i can’t really understand because whoever is talking is practically making out with the phone

"hello briana my name is ~~~~~~  on behalf of HR ~~~~ from ~~~~~~~ in [insert my city here] calling about your resume for ~~~~~~~ if you would ~~~~~ interview, give me a call at [phone number here]"

i’ve been relistening to this voicemail for like 5 minutes trying to figure out what this woman is saying

silentcatastrophe replied to your post “I keep having dreams of selling appliances to people. I can’t escape…”

I used to work in the wheels department at toys r us. At least once a week I had nightmares of bicycles raining down from the sky.

christ. i can’t wait until i start having those kinds of nightmares

docgold13:

Happy official ‘David Bowie Day’ to all my fellow Chicagoites; and to everyone else to boot.

docgold13:

Happy official ‘David Bowie Day’ to all my fellow Chicagoites; and to everyone else to boot.

Tumblr VS Sourcing

datsweetberrypunch:

Art: *lacks a source*

Tumblr: SOURCE YOUR POSTS!!! SOURCE PLZ!!! YER TRASH IF YE DON’T SOURCE!!! *anon hate*

Information: *lacks a source*

Tumblr: OMG SO TRUE!!! THIS!!!

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thomasstrange replied to your post “I keep having dreams of selling appliances to people. I can’t escape…”

I often dream I am at work, but then I realize I am in a dream and then the fun begins :)

i need to start realizing that!